One of my favorite things in journalism is that to save space, headlines often omit the word “and” and put a comma or semi-colon in its place. For example, the headline above. Somehow “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex with ATM and Picnic Bench” just isn’t as funny as “Drunk Guy Tries to Have Sex […]
Way, way, WAY back in 2011, we were super excited and simultaneously very grossed out when we heard the new crime trend: hiding things in your vagina. This came on the heels of the much more dangerous (and way less funny) practice of brawling in public, although a majority of its users DID still live […]
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. A family of four in Danvers, Massachusetts apparently do NOT have the best sense of direction, as they actually got lost, like, for reals lost, in a corn maze at a place called Connors Farm. And of course, because an embarrassing news story […]
I went to a baby shower this weekend for a friend from high school, and it was awkward and uncomfortable in the way that none of our friends had seen each other in 6 years. SIX YEARS! So we were all clearly nervous and drinking wine just to make the time go by faster and […]
I don’t believe in karma. I wish karma were real because I would totally be nicer to people, but I know people who have gone through their lives getting the sh*t end of the stick (and too many undeserving people receiving all the luck in the world) for karma to exist. However, when I hear […]
After watching shows like Cops, and seeing and hearing about the horrific crimes that happen on a daily basis, it’s really no wonder why many cops are such a**holes. They perform a thankless task and risk their lives day in and day out, for little recognition and the joy of driving an ugly Crown Victoria. […]
Chalk this one up as a win for #teamSINGLE – this poor Canadian guy was so nervous to tell his wife that he didn’t get them tickets to Oprah’s final show, that he faked a MUGGING. According to Gawker, Robert Spearing and his wife packed up their car in Ontario and planned to drive all […]
I always get giddy when I see a mugshot in my daily news feed because it means that someone did something REALLY dumb, and now we all get to gather to make fun of them! We’ve had everything from a naked DUI to a case of false identity to a guy with the munchies who […]
