Woop WOOP! We’re back! After a week of nature-packed, internet-less vacay, we’re strapping in for the remainder of the weird, wacky, sexy, crazy year. BUT FIRST: the icky. According to a new book titles XL Love, author and health-policy journalist Sarah Varney explains how the rise in obesity rates is destroying the sex lives of […]
As the year comes to a close, we have to step back from our usual penis-joke-peddling stage and give a warm thank you to all the readers, commenters, angry bystanders, and people who accidentally came across the blog on StumbleUpon and stayed for 3 minutes, because without all of you the blog would not be […]
Time to hit the gym, ladies! According to a recent poll to determine the reason more and more women are shying away from sex, 52% of women said that they are so uncomfortable with their bodies that it makes them hesitant to get busy between the sheets! Experts claim that this issue stems from a […]
In another edition of BCU’s Stories Behind the Crime Report, we have the story of Jerrie Perkins, age 30. Jerrie must have been having a bad day. She really wanted a new Blu-Ray player… perhaps because her friend Sal had just given her a copy of Inception and she wanted to see what the hype […]
We all have goals in life. Some people want to go to the moon, or play in the NFL, or be the President. Others are a little less ambitious (buy a car made in this century [that’s mine!]), and some are more offbeat (I have a friend to wants to try every cheese in the […]
You: “Oh look at this group of friends, having so much f-… wait, WAIT, is that girl naked?!!! Holy GOD she is! I mean, that’s sort of really weird. That angle is just… and her boob is sort of… but I guess, I mean whatever she’s- wait wait WAIT THAT IS FAT GIRL’S ARM.
I’m not the biggest candy fan, to be honest. I mean, obviously it’s delicious and if you hand fed me Reeses peanut butter cups I wouldn’t be like, “OH GOD, PLEASE GOD STOP THIS IS TORTUUUURE UUUGH,” but I might be like, “Um okay yeah I’ve had enough” after 2 or 3 because […]
Fat people are ruining our infrastructure! You’ll note that BCU often discussing the benefits of staying fit (longer life, fertility, getting laid) as well as the consequences of being fat (higher risk of heart attack, having your fat harvested by murderers), and now we’re coming back atcha with another reason to get on the treadmill: […]
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In some sort of sadistic, twisted way, being on a Most Wanted list is kind of awesome. You probably consider yourself the ultimate bad ass- like maybe someday they’ll make a movie about you and Benicio Del Toro will play you and maybe even win an Oscar or something. What ruins those chances, though, is […]
