It’s Monday morning. You’re cranky. You spilled milk on your pants during breakfast and now it looks like you jizzed yourself. There was so much traffic that you wished for another Bubonic plague. Because of said traffic, you got to work late and couldn’t find parking and then that douche bag Peter said, “rough morning, […]
Although I feel like Friday is the best day for a fail – when we’re all anxious and itchy for the weekend to come and the only thing that can placate us is a fat guy failing to rob a liquor store, it seems that genuine fails do not discriminate between days. They happen on […]
How was your week? Good? Eh? So-so? Asi asi? Comme ci, comme ca (FRENCH!)? Or horrifically disastrous in every possible way that makes you want to crawl under the covers until summer? For me it was the latter. Sometimes even the best of us have weeks that make us go, “huh?” Or more realistically, “WHAT […]
Are you bummed it’s Monday? Back to the grind, nose first into the work week, as far from the weekend as logistically possible – it makes sense why you might feel kinda low. Chin up though, because no matter how many coffee stains you have on your shirt, your morning can’t possibly as crummy as […]
Today is Veteran’s Day, the wonderful US holiday that reminds us all to give thanks for the men and women who have risked their lived to protect our country and the lives of people around the world. We at OBC will be celebrating by adding some Bailey’s to our coffee and eating flag-colored pancakes for […]
It’s FRIDAY! We made it! Sweet joy from above! And in case you haven’t yet cracked a smile this beautiful August morning, (how could you not have after watching Feck f*ck it up??) here’s a little tidbit of fun to get you up and at ’em. TGIF, WARRIORS!
I LOVE excessive celebration. I adore it when players bust out the Dougie or do some other silly little dance in the endzone and I think it’s ridiculous that there is a rule against it. Are you kidding me?! You consider a 20 second jig after a touchdown to be “excessive” in a sport where […]
I’ve always found it strange that we Americans think it is so funny to watch other people suffer. Not like, real suffering, of course, but when a person is having a hard time at something that they should be fine at, it’s the funniest thing in the world to us (well, that and someone getting […]
Hey, look. I’m all for women’s activism, and for equal pay, and feminism, and the right of all women to pursue the same dreams as men, but after watching this video, you’ve got to agree that maybe girls just shouldn’t ride motorcycles. EVER.
From the YouTube description: Attempted the first “post-Osama” day. Look, I’m fully aware of how stupid I look and sound. I obviously went about this the wrong way, though I still don’t see anything wrong with a little community patriotism particularly on such a day. I’m not really the guy I sound like on the […]
