Look, I totally agree that pregnant women are beautiful, amazing works of nature. They aren’t gross or unsexy or anything like that, in fact a woman about to pop is about as close as witnessing creation as you can get (unless you’re in the delivery room, in which case NO THANKS, SORRY). However, this video […]
ARE THEY DRESSED UP AS A MOTHER AND TINY CHILD GOING TRICK OR TREATING ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
I’m not saying actors should never try out other forms of art or pursue other dreams, it’s just that it’s much less embarrassing to watch someone fail miserably when you’ve never heard of them before. Watching “Driis,” or Idris Elba from one of the best shows ever (The Wire – watch that thing) sing about […]
Oddly enough, the last product I saw that had ‘go girl’ in the name was a tiny plastic funnel that women would use to pee standing up. Had you told me that in the near future I would see a product with ‘go girl’ in the name that would gross me out even more than […]
This is creepy and gross and I am not sure if it is a joke but I surely HOPE IT IS A JOKE because Jim Carrey is a comedian but he is ALSO ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD and Emma Stone is barely 23 and this is gross. Also, can we discuss how much he bears […]
A grocery clerk in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is currently facing up to 5 years in prison after allegedly ejaculating into a sample of yogurt and then forcing it upon a woman in his store. Anthony Garcia, a 32-year-old man with a history of sexual crime charges, was handing out yogurt samples at Sunflower Farms Market […]
We’ve all been in relationships that just don’t work out. Where you’re in the middle of your fourth fight in a week and you can’t determine whether or not you are more angry or more exhausted, where you’ve been repeating the same arguments over and over to no avail, and all of a sudden, you […]
I didn’t really understand the whole planking fad, even when it was brand new. I felt like an elderly person watching young kids at a rap show. “What are all these gol’ durn youngins doin’ with yer pants down too low and yer myoo-zac too loud!” Except in this case I’m a twentysomething thinking “ew […]
On a hot summer day at the beach, when the breeze is perfect and you have an icy lemonade and a sandwich (perhaps a club sandwich with pepper jack cheese, I don’t know) and a bag of chips, there is only one thing that could make your meal more awesome. A pickle. A dill pickle […]
As a person who could probably eat an entire can of Pringles in a sitting (and by ‘could probably’ I mean ‘has on several occasions’), I’ve never really understood the excitement behind cupcakes. They are way too sweet, they give me a tummy ache, and should only ever be consumed one at a time instead […]
