In “Oh Dear God, I Didn’t Ask For That But Now I Have To See It, What’s Wrong With Me?” news, our favorite tiggo-bittied child bride is allegedly shopping around a sex tape. Don’t worry though, creepy uncle Doug Hutchison isn’t it. Via The Superficial and TMZ: Sources in the sex tape game told us 20-year-old Courtney […]
You know how sometimes you’re walking down a set of stairs with a stack of precariously stacked items in your hands, like folded clothes or a bunch of glasses from the dinner table, and you think “this is such a bad idea, I’m going to drop all of this all over the floor and probably […]
I don’t know HOW I missed on Friday. I am APPALLED at myself, but I maybe you can forgive me, knowing that my eyes skipped over this atrocity to give you the boob-news of Kelly Brook and Nicki Minaj. But in terms of WTF-ness, Courtney Stodden’s new tatas, which we watched her get here, TAKE […]
In case the whole KELLY BROOK TOPLESS thing got you in a too good of a mood and you really feel like killing it with a hearty dose of “EW”, here is a video of Courtney Stodden getting breast implants. Despite claiming that “a knife has never touched this body” (ugh, so creepy), Courtney apparently […]
Last night was the first night in all my years that I didn’t don a costume on Halloween. Not even for a moment. Not even a pair of bunny ears with my jeans and tee. I was so partied out from Saturday night (I still say Halloween should be the last Saturday of October) and […]
Get More: Couples Therapy Look who’s back, everyone! It’s our favorite cradle robber and his child bride: Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden. The couple, who have faded from the spotlight since their 2011 wedding when Courtney was just 16 years old, are clawing their way back in by starring on VH1’s Couples Therapy, a show […]
REJOICE, because America’s favorite child bride, Courtney Stodden, officially turned 43 18 yesterday, and victoriously announced that she had been FLOODED with porn offers, from porn big-wigs like Brazzers, who wants her to star with “Million Dollar Penis” porn star Kieran Lee, and Babes.com. According to The Superficial, Courtney Stodden has not yet decided whether […]
You might be thinking, “how is this a pleasant Mother’s Day greeting? This is gross, that woman is a horrible mother and her daughter is either a terrifying, over-sexed child or a 46-year-old woman pretending to be 16, either way it’s disgusting and doesn’t make me feel like celebrating Mother’s Day in the slightest, ew […]
I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world’s creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can’t help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden […]
In “Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them” news, creepy child bride Courtney Stodden is set to be on Dr. Drew’s “Lifechangers” show this morning to “PROVE” that she hasn’t had plastic surgery. According to the preview, shown below, Courtney agrees to get x-rayed to finally squash the rumors that her body is 95% […]
