It’s a weird day in San Diego. The weather is warm and muggy, but it’s cloudy and raining a little bit. This is what I imagine it’s like to live in Florida, except we have fewer cannibalistic maulings and people stealing from girl scouts. Needless to say, a day like this makes me want to […]
Some days are better than others. Sometimes, you wake up without the alarm, and you have just exactly enough cereal and milk, and your coffee comes out way better than usually and even though you just woke up, you don’t look like a zombie hockey player. Other days, you get food poisoning and then when […]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAVE THE BANNERS! STRIKE UP THE BAND! CHEERS YOUR DRINKS! WE DID IT! 52 weeks later (okay fine, 53, but last week I was MIA), we have officially gathered an entire YEAR’s worth of testiMOANials – stories from members who left OBC not in mourning, but in celebration that they met someone (or many […]
As Sally O’Malley once said (and kicked, and punched, and kicked) I’M FIFTY! That’s right, our weekly TestiMOANial Tuesday installments turn 50 weeks old today, and we couldn’t be prouder of our many wonderful members who came looking for fun and left with a monogamous relationship. Of course, this dating site wasn’t made specifically to […]
So, as it turns out, becoming an Olympian has more perks than just becoming famous, idolized, and athletically superior to 99% of the world. It also means you get to take part in the world’s craziest adrenaline-fueled orgy. But never fear… if you’re like me and your most agile move is bolting for the remote […]
After the heart-wrenching couple minutes that was watching Frank Ocean’s performance on Late Night, I feel lucky that today is Tuesday and we get a big ol’ spoonful of testiMOANials to help the depression go down. This week’s testimonials range from the romantic (soul mates? Awww) to the casual (we’ll see you back here soon, […]
Independence Day is nearly upon us, and it’s a great time to be thankful for all that we have here in America, like KFC Double Downs and crippling debt the right to free speech and the joy of a (basically) religion-free government. Because of those freedoms, sites like our very own OBC are allowed to […]
Do you ever wake up sometimes, and roll over and see that it’s time to wake up, and think, “GOD I wish I could just lay here in bed all day, alternating sleeping and watching TV, and maybe getting up to pee or have a bowl of cereal, but that’s it.” Today was one of […]
When people take to Twitter late at night after seeing one of our many commercials, the most commonly used phrase is one I had to look up: “SMH.” It doesn’t mean “so many hotties!” as I assumed, but instead means, “shaking my head,” as in disbelief or shock. We always find this to be so […]
Woof. Late start, everyone. Did you know that people still get the flu in the summer? I was under the impression that the flu only existed during the miserable months of winter, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. Thanks to modern medicine, though, I’m back just in time to bring you today’s TestiMOANials – featuring a happy couple […]
