Obama Dead?
Oh, nope. Never mind. Fox News is just run by racist idiots. Got it.
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The Euthanasia Coaster
There has been much debate over whether or not euthanasia should be legal over the years, Euthanasia, of course, meaning “mercy-killing” or “the practice of ending a life in a manner which relieves pain and suffering”. Many doctors (most famously the controversial Jack Kevorkian), believe that it is an honorable and compassionate practice for men […]
Crocodile on Plane Kills 19 Passengers
Reason #429,301 not to leave the house: a f*cking CROCODILE might get on the plane and murder you all. So, it turns out the hilariously terrible Samuel L Jackson flick, Snakes on a Plane, was actually a CAUTIONARY tale, because apparently reptiles have absolutely no problem boarding and then wreaking havoc on airborne transports. According […]
Gross.
Alright, magazine companies. It’s time we had a talk. I was okay with you featuring half naked chicks and women with no noses and even photos of starving children in war-torn countries. But when you take it a step further, Billboard, and put a corpse on the cover of your magazine, a NAKED corpse, at […]
My Worst Nightmare Comes To Life
You know when you’re in your car, and all of a sudden you realize there is a bee on the inside of the windshield, except it’s not a bee in your head, it’s like a great white shark sitting in your passenger seat being like, “sup bro I’m ’bout to eat you” and all […]
Man Dies In Sauna Championships
Awww. Obviously Obvious News, I missed you! It’s been so long since we learned that Running with the Bulls is still dangerous. Luckily, Reuters is at it again, letting us know that subjecting yourself to ungodly heat for extended periods of time could, kill you. The world sauna championships go down every year in Finland, […]
Shark Week
Let me make this clear: I am terrified of the ocean. Oh, I’ll go in it, and paddle around and pretend to love the monstrous waves and the disgusting seaweed and the very real possibility of jellyfish stings and then a hot lifeguard peeing on my leg (that really happens, right?), but by god I […]
Running of the Bulls: Still Dangerous
Oh, yay! It’s our favorite time of the week! Obviously obvious news time at BCU! This week’s edition: Obviamente obvio news from the streets of Pamplona, Spain. Last week was the historic(ly stupid) event of the Running of the Bulls, and according to the Red Cross’ customary post-race injury report (CUSTOMARY?), three people are injured, […]
Polluted Beach Pin-Ups
Yesterday marked the 70th day of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. With each day that passes, more animals are killed, more ecosystems are destroyed, more Americans are losing jobs in the seafood industry. 5,000 (WTF) barrels of oil a day are pumped into ocean, like some someone popped the cork off a bottle of […]
The BP Coffee Spill
I don’t know if you know this (I mean, maybe you live on Mars or are deaf and also blind, who knows), but there is an oil spill thing going on. Don’t quote me on this, but I’m under the impression that the entire ocean is made of oil now? And maybe, (don’t quote me […]
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