I haven’t discussed much what’s been going on in London because honestly, it’s just depressing, and unlike some of the protests in the Middle East fighting for freedom, this giant wave of insanity is the work of gangsters: people looting for the sake of looting, idiots let loose on the city. However, when I saw […]
You know how sometimes you hate a celebrity, and then you see their E True Hollywood Story and you’re like, okay you’re not that bad I guess? That was my situation with Katy Perry. She actually is a pretty talented girl, and the fact that she chooses utterly worthless, terrible songs, and matches them with […]
We at BCU have made a lot of jokes about the impending end of the world. All the animals dying by the hundreds and massive natural disasters and dudes putting rats and shoes in their mouths caused us to jokingly assume that the end of the world was near. We had 3 Reasons to Assume […]
You know that feeling when you keep finding crumpled up bar tabs and ATM receipts after a particularly debaucherous night and the guilt just pierces you like a rusty spoon? And you’re just like, “crap, I spent like $200 last night. DOES THAT SAY BUTTERY NIPPLE? Who ordered SIX buttery nipples?!!!“ Well, apparently when you’re […]
We all know that Rule 34 exists – as in, “If it exists, there is porn about it,” but we might not really understand the meaning behind our desires to see Marge Simpson or Dinosaurs or AT-ATs going at it… until now. In their recent book A Billion Wicked Thoughts, by authors Ogi Ogas […]
There has been much debate over whether or not euthanasia should be legal over the years, Euthanasia, of course, meaning “mercy-killing” or “the practice of ending a life in a manner which relieves pain and suffering”. Many doctors (most famously the controversial Jack Kevorkian), believe that it is an honorable and compassionate practice for men […]
Oh dear. Ohhhh dear dear dear. Just when we all thought that Chris Brown was cured of his terrifyingly violent tendencies with the help of anger management and Jesus’ love, he pulls this: According to TMZ, an appearance on Good Morning America this morning turned awry when the host Robin Roberts turned the questions to […]
Throughout all the Charlie Sheen drama of the past few weeks (including the cops being called yesterday for him supposedly threatening to shoot himself, which I can not BELIEVE I didn’t add to the What’s Next for Charlie Sheen Poll), we haven’t really heard much from two of the people in his life who will […]
Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen I’m pretty sure the Charlie Sheen business is finally starting to wind down a little bit – people aren’t tuning in every morning for Sheen-watch, because like I said before, when you flood the market with your product its value drops. No one cares about his porn mansion […]
Reason #422 not to get married (or why not to do meth): your husband might drive across a city with you holding on for dear life to the hood of his car. According to Reuters, a man cracked out on methamphetamines was arrested last week for driving 40 miles at speeds of upwards of 100 […]
