I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world’s creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can’t help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden […]
In “Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them” news, creepy child bride Courtney Stodden is set to be on Dr. Drew’s “Lifechangers” show this morning to “PROVE” that she hasn’t had plastic surgery. According to the preview, shown below, Courtney agrees to get x-rayed to finally squash the rumors that her body is 95% […]
ARE THEY DRESSED UP AS A MOTHER AND TINY CHILD GOING TRICK OR TREATING ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
What is a “yikes” costume, you ask? Simple: it’s anything that will make someone cringe, or look away, or vomit, or slap you. A yikes costume denounces political correctness and says NAY to the normal, acceptable levels of offensiveness. There will be no cat ears on a yikes costumer, no packaged latex mask. There MIGHT […]
If you don’t recall, the world recoiled in disgust last month when Lost actor Doug Hutchison revealed he had married a 16-year-old aspiring “country music star,” Courtney Stodden However, as time passed, we realized that not only is his teen-bride completely BATSH*T crazy, but definitely does not appear to be 16 at all. My suspicions […]
Among other reasons (approximately two to three hundred thousand reasons), this is why marriage is dead: There are three possibilities here: 1) Doug Hutchison might be a 51-year-old man who is marrying a 16-year-old girl, which is gross. 2) Doug Hutchison might be marrying a 30-year-old woman who is posing as a 16-year-old to […]
Sometimes grandparents say things like “this country is going to sh*t,” and you’re like, “Okay, calm down, Gramps, you haven’t even seen the most recent season of Teen Mom. Save your basement-scented breath.” Those predictions of the end times are just old people being old people. However, when it comes to things being a sign […]
