The 2014 Winter Olympics are just beginning today in Sochi, Russia. People are talking about a lot of things, like the rampant homophobia and effed up toilets and half-furnished hotels and disgusting water and depressing amount of stray dogs, but our favorite product of the whole event is Cosmopolitan Magazine’s Olympic-themed sex article, which (as […]
Like I have said before, I have a feeling that the Cosmo sex editors never took high school biology. Or ever had a health class. Or even have seen a human being naked. If they did, they would know that this position, while hilarious looking, is pretty much a surefire way to destroy a dude’s […]
Each week I share a silly sex tip from Cosmopolitan magazine, with my own commentary to highlight WHY it is so ridiculous. Sometimes they just need further explanation, because at first glance they appear to be sexy and sensual tips for spicing up your sex life, but deep down they are BAD IDEAS. Like having […]
Have you ever tried camping sex? It’s quite possibly one of the most fun, exciting types of hook ups one can imagine. Something about being in the great outdoors and enjoying nature’s best gift to mankind is exhilarating in a way I bet is only beat by skydiving and swimming with sharks (neither of which […]
I would like to think that the writers at Cosmopolitan went to college for writing, or journalism, or English, or The Art of Coming of With Names For Vaginas, or something. With that assumption comes the second assumption that said writers also went to high school, and therefore took at least a couple science classes, […]
First impressions are important. The first time you meet a sexy single could affect whether you’d want to make them a future booty call. The first time you meet a co-worker you’ll probably know if you’ll love or hate your job. And the first time you read a Cosmo sex tip, just the wording itself […]
I am a big fan of “DIY,” or “doing it yourself.” A majority of my house’s renovation projects were completed with just some printed out instructions, a glass of wine, and my own skills (or lack thereof). However, there are just certain things that should be left to the professionals, like say, trying to add […]
