Condom Company Has an Interesting Ad Campaign
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Occupy Wall Street Condoms
Occupy Wall Street, the small call to protest that has become a worldwide phenomenon, just arrived to San Diego this past week. The streets of our downtown district were amazingly filled with citizens looking for a change in the American corporate system. As a a whole, I consider San Diego one of the the most […]
Birth Control For Men?
As we discussed in a previous post, the #1 way to prevent pregnancy and STDs (behind abstinence, which is yuck) is to wear condoms every time you have sex. But we all know that guys (and girls) aren’t particularly fond of the feeling of harsh inorganic substances rubbing against their sensitive regions. So if you […]
“Sexidents”: Awesome Safe Sex Ad
In this day and age, with shows like “16 and Pregnant” and “Teen Mom,” as well as the glorification of the so-called “stars” of said shows, we are always excited to see something that actually promotes safe sex. Especially to teenagers, who, let’s be honest, are dumb little dumb idiots who walk around with potent, […]
Woman Finds Condom In Her Milk
File this under G for GOOD GOD THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER. A woman in Sweden found a condom, a condom wrapper, and a plastic ring in the bottom of a carton of filmjölk, a sour-tasting fermented milk product popular in Sweden. FIRST OF ALL, let’s talk about this “sour-tasting fermented milk product” […]
Awesome of Awful: Female Condoms
Just a few weeks ago on Valentine’s Day in San Francisco, FC2s, or the next generation of female condoms, were passed out around the city. Although I can imagine many people taking them with a weird, pained look on their face like someone offering them an acid-washed jean jacket, the message was clear. Protection from […]
Thousands of Condoms Clog Games Village Drains
The Commonwealth Games, in New Delhi, India, are the puny step-brother of the Olympics (because America isn’t involved) held every four years in one of the member states of the Commonwealth of Nations. I scoffed at them all week, hearing news that the conditions were terrible, the heat was intolerable, and the drama surrounding the […]
Old People STDs Double Over the Decade
Apparently it’s not just middle schools that need a tutorial on how to put a condom on a banana, it’s businesses and nursing homes too! According to a report by the Family Planning Association, almost 13,000 middle-aged men and women in the UK were diagnosed with a sexually-transmitted infection last year – double the number […]
Trojan’s Fire and Ice Condoms: Yea or Nay?
Back in my day, condoms were made of discarded snake skins! I had to watch 5 miles, in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS, to pick them up from a witch doctor with a lazy eye! ON TOP OF THAT, you had to rubber-band them around your junk! If you were LUCKY, the snake skin wasn’t […]
Durex Does it Again
Sure, Trojan is the best selling condom company, but let’s be honest, Durex takes the cake when it comes to ad campaigns. I guess Trojan’s pig commercial was okay, and those ones from the 90s that showed couples in the throes of ecstasy were like the first porn you ever saw which was AWESOME, but […]