Festival season is in full swing – and if you’re heading to a weekend of music, sexy outfits, and intoxicating substances, you may be curious about a festival f***. How do you do it? Here are some tips: 1. Be friendly, social, and outgoing There are 100,000+ people wandering festivals at any […]
Lots of fun things happened last weekend at Coachella, including but not limited to Drake getting the life sucked out of him by Madonna and a white kid getting caught singing “nigga” during Drake’s set. Our favorite story, though, is about favorite Canadian Justin Bieber getting kicked out of the festival, allegedly put in a headlock […]
Happy Monday-before-weekend-2-of-Coachella, everyone! Or as I like to call it, The Beginning Of The Longest Week In The History of Linear Time. Of course, if you’re just getting BACK from Coachella, this will also be a long week for you, but less because of excitement and more because your brain cells are trying to regenerate […]
After about 18 hours of sleep, I have finally recovered enough from the weekend’s festivities to share some news, re-caps, reviews, and the occasional unrelated video because my brain is still a little scrambled-egg-like. First off – GERARD BUTLER DEFINITELY HAD SEX WITH A RANDOM IN A PORTA-POTTY AT COACHELLA. According to The Superficial, the […]
THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. More tomorrow.
The Day of Days is upon us, friends! The day we pack up our stuff, say goodbye to cell phone service, and trudge into the desert (okay, Indio Valley, but it FEELS like a desert) for a weekend of music, partying, and photos that would make our parents cry themselves to sleep, either from shame […]
For those of us who have been religiously checking the weather for Indio, CA, the venue for the Coachella Valley Music Festival this weekend, some interesting and curious info has arrived: it might rain on Friday. Now, for some, the news comes as an absolute disaster… they love the festival for its scorching temps and […]
Not that I’m counting or anything, but Coachella Valley Music Festival is exactly 3 days, 13 hours, and 46 minutes away from the writing of this post, and as some might recall from this and this, I am very, very, VERYVERYVERY excited. So you’ll have to excuse me if this week is RIDDLED with posts […]
HELLO, FRIENDS! HI! HOW ARE YOU?!HOW’S YOUR MOTHER? GOOD? TELL HER I SAID HI! As you can tell, I am in a delightful mood – not just because it’s Friday but also because yours truly is about 12 hours away from the best weekend of the year: THAT’S RIGHT, BUDDY BOYS – IT’S COACHELLA VALLEY […]
