Wal-Mart workers staged a walkout on Black Friday. Seriously: GOOD LUCK, GUYS. [ Common Dreams] When Oprah says that something isn’t profitable, you believe her. [DailyMail] Two Colts cheerleaders shaved their heads in honor of their team’s leukemia-stricken coach. And still looked gorgeous. [BuzzFeed] The Classy Chris Brown Files, #43,998 [Dlisted] Lindsay Lohan’s comeback movie, […]
Last night was the first night in all my years that I didn’t don a costume on Halloween. Not even for a moment. Not even a pair of bunny ears with my jeans and tee. I was so partied out from Saturday night (I still say Halloween should be the last Saturday of October) and […]
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I once saw a guy at the gas station light up a cigarette at he pumped his gas and talked on his cell phone. After he somehow managed to not blow up, I then watched him grab the squeegee and try to clean the INSIDE of his windshield, after which he cursed in anger that […]
If you’re like me and can’t stand watching any award show at all, except maybe the last 4 minutes of the Oscars so you know what movies to rent, you probably missed last night’s MTV Video Music Awards. To be fair though, those are like the lowest common denominator of award shows. I would rather […]
I just returned from a lovely two-day vacation to Chicago, so sorry for the lack of posts the last two days. I was busy having cocktails at the top of Trump tower and eating hotdogs at Wrigley Field and sunbathing on Lake Michigan and pretty much planning my move to Chicago. Seriously, that city is […]
As many people are pointing out, it would be next to impossible to perform those kind of athletic dance moves and sing at the same time. I understand physics and biology, so yeah, I GET THAT. Doesn’t mean I’m not going to add it to my ever-growing List of Chris Brown F-Ups, duh. (See: this, […]
I wish it didn’t look so tasty. Like a Snooki sex doll and hiding things in your vagina, chalk this one up on the BAD IDEA board. An Atlanta restaurant called Chops and Hops has just pulled a sandwich from their menu that was “inspired” by the abuse riddled relationship of Chris Brown and Rihanna. […]
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go sock my neighbor in the face and see if that’s the key to replacing my 95 Ford Escort with somethin’ a little classier. WISH ME LUCK!
Ohhh RiRi, what are you DOING?!??!!? According to RadarOnline, pop superstar Rihanna is currently in the middle of an online feud with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown’s new girlfriend, model Karreuche Chan. “What?!” you might ask? “Why would Rihanna have any sort of relationship with anything even remotely connected to Chris Brown (the man who beat […]
