What day is it? It’s the 24th of April, right? I am assuming that it is, because yesterday was the 23rd. I mean, we didn’t accidentally step into some time warp black hole and end up on April Fools Day, did we? IT MUST BE, RIGHT, because there is no way that this headline isn’t […]
In the past, I have made some rather “unsavory” comments about hip hop’s leading lady, Nicki Minaj. From my disparaging comments about her red carpet fashion picks and jewelry choices, to my remarks about her molesting members to the NBA, I realize that I might have been a BIT judgmental. So today, I’ve decided to […]
img via TheWrap 2012 has been a great year. I’ve run 200 miles, gone on a couple vacations, tried a poached egg for the first time (NOPE), and seen the reincarnation of Tupac on stage. However, despite it being 4 months in, I’ve still been feeling as though the year hadn’t been properly kicked off. […]
In this day and age, it’s pretty hilarious that people are still SHOCKED and APPALLED anytime a celebrity or politician admits to smoking pot. For one, it comes out of the ground as a plant just like oregano. For two, it’s in the process of being legalized in several states. And for three, OH MY […]
That shouldn’t be a question that any of us have to ask ourselves ever, because who cares, but hey – let’s do it anyway. According to TMZ, Kim and Kanye saw a movie together last night, and then headed back to Kanye’s apartment. Then, like any sorority girl or hungover woman in stilettos knows, she […]
I never thought it would make sense to say this again, but I have been struck with HULK-A-MANIA! According to TMZ, Hulk Hogan banged so many women after his divorce from ex-wife Linda that he doesn’t even remember the name of the woman in a sex tape that recently surfaced of the WWE star. Hulk […]
Ohhh RiRi, what are you DOING?!??!!? According to RadarOnline, pop superstar Rihanna is currently in the middle of an online feud with her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown’s new girlfriend, model Karreuche Chan. “What?!” you might ask? “Why would Rihanna have any sort of relationship with anything even remotely connected to Chris Brown (the man who beat […]
Just as The Superficial predicted yesterday morning, while Snooki claimed she wasn’t preggers to anyone who would listen, she was secretly preparing her US Weekly cover story entitled “OMG! I’m pregnant!” I’m sure someday her child will frame this masterpiece and put it on his bedroom wall, right next to his Snooki sex doll and […]
When I shout the word “SNOOKI!” what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it the THIS classic video? Is it the totally TMI news that she got a UTI from having too much messy anal sex? Or perhaps just the image of her getting dragged of the beaches of Jersey for being […]
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