Crazy Bitches, Part 2. So yesterday, FINALLY, Amanda Bynes was arrested and put on a 5150 psychiatric hold for setting a fire in an old woman’s driveway in Thousand Oaks, CA. It’s been a few months of crazy shenanigans for Amanda, all which had the American public convinced she had either gone off the deep […]
Poor Ochocinco just can’t catch a break. Oh wait, no – I said that wrong – Ochocinco just can’t STOP MAKING TERRIBLE DECISIONS. First he headbutted his wife, then he tattooed her face on his leg and refused to divorce her, and oh yeah, let’s not forget the sex tape he made with a stripper […]
It’s HUMP DAY, which normally means a lovely, wonderful day of relaxation and staring at boobs. Unfortunately, we have to start off with this unpleasant video which shows a little sneak peek at the diva-drama we have to look forward to on the next season of American Idol. TMZ intercepted this clip of Nicki Minaj […]
President Obama blew up the internet when he did a Q&A session on Reddit. [Reddit] The new iPhone will be revealed on September 12th, which is great because I just got the 4S. Super awesome. [BuzzFeed] RIP Michael Clarke Duncan, Oscar nominee from The Green Mile. He passed away yesterday from complications of a heart […]
Someday in the future, when you’re sitting in your podchair (like a wheelchair, but it floats and collects your feces), your grandchildren will nuzzle close and ask you, “grandpop, tell me a story from when you were young” And you sill scratch your dry old man skin, and close your eyes, and begin the story […]
I just returned from a lovely two-day vacation to Chicago, so sorry for the lack of posts the last two days. I was busy having cocktails at the top of Trump tower and eating hotdogs at Wrigley Field and sunbathing on Lake Michigan and pretty much planning my move to Chicago. Seriously, that city is […]
This photo, featuring ex-Leader of the Free World William Jefferson Clinton and three porn stars, has been circulating the web the past couple days to much laughter and (I’m sure) judgmental head-shaking. I personally shrugged it off, thinking that there were much more exciting things happening in the world than a 65-year-old dude posing with […]
As I’m sure you know, because you are a bipedal species with access to the internet, that hip hop gods Jay-Z and Beyonce gave birth to their first child, a baby girl named Blue Ivy, this weekend at the Lenox Hill Hospital in NYC. Every website was abuzz – trying to figure out the baby’s […]
Sometimes I have a hard time keeping track of all the rappers on the airwaves today. There are so many of them, and they all make appearances on each others’ songs, and they all sound exactly the same (sorry, rap enthusiasts), how is a lady supposed to keep tabs on them all? Probably with their […]
This is a strange case of ominous health message or SEVERE drama queen outburst: according TheDailyMail, rapper 50 Cent took to Twitter in the last couple days to share some strange, mysterious news, that he doesn’t think he’s “gonna live much longer,” among other things. 50 Cent, whose successes aren’t just in the music world […]
