So Kanye West Walks Into A Bar…
No, seriously.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Knows How To Keep a Man Happy
I’m not sure why People Magazine decided to declare Gwyneth Paltrow the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. Actually, I do know – they did it for publicity because everyone knows Gwynny’s the most annoying celeb on the planet. What better way to ruffle peoples’ feathers than to put a controversial celebrity on the cover of a […]
HUMP DAY HOTTIE: Jessica Alba
I come across photos of Jessica Alba on gossip sites DAILY. The woman is constantly being photographed for her fantastic style and pretty hair, but the lack of juicy body shots has been super disappointing since she had her two children, Honor and Haven. Luckily, that dry spell was just doused in a warm current […]
John Hamm Wants People to Stop Talking About His Huge Penis
John Hamm, AKA Don Draper on the hit show Mad Men, has been all over the tabloids recently for the mere fact that he doesn’t wear underwear and thusly, his GIGANTIC MONSTER PENIS is on full display. See here and here for reference. His junk is so powerful, in fact, that rumors are swirling that […]
Bret Michaels Thinks Kim Kardashian and Eva Longoria are the Same Person
Hahahaha, oh Bret Michaels. This actually might be the funniest thing that’s happened all week, and it’s only Tuesday. According to BuzzFeed, Mr. Bret Michaels, AKA the lead singer of 80s band Poison, AKA star of the reality show Rock of Love, AKA winner of the best balding cover up idea of all time, can’t […]
This Week on BCU
This week sure was a little Twilight Zone-y, huh? Along with the time change there’s always the feeling that something isn’t quite right. “Are you SURE it’s time to wake up? It seems like the middle of the night.” “WAIT, IT’S DINNER TIME? I JUST ATE LUNCH!” This weekend though, should be awesome. Take advantage […]
Chris Brown vs Shia Lebeouf
We’ve been trying to keep a positive outlook this year at BCU. “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all” and all that jazz. And that includes keeping fairly mum on the weird, gross, and annoying things celebrities do that can seriously infuriate us. Every once in a while, of […]
Hump Day Hottie: Kate Hudson
They say that if you want to know what a woman is going to look like, scope out her mother. You can sometimes tell if that little bit of chub under her chin is going to eventually join her chest and become a neck bridge. Or you can tell if her boobs are going to […]
Hump Day Hottie: Katy Perry’s Cleavage
The Grammy’s were last Sunday, and I realized we didn’t talk about them. I then realized that it’s because no one really cares about the Grammy’s, or award shows in general, and the Grammy’s are pretty bottom of the barrel. But in case you were duper bummed and feel like you missed out, here are […]
Shocker: Crystal Harris Married Hef For “Security”
I’d like to think a good majority of us celebrity gossipers aren’t totally stupid. We know that The Bachelor is about auditioning women for The Bachelorette. We know that Honey Boo Boo is a horrible abuse of an uneducated and underprivileged family for the entertainment of the middle class. And we know that a beautiful […]