In case you’re simmering in “The Saturday Flu,” which is what I like to call hangovers, here is something to numb the pain. In wake of the Hugh Hefner break up, one of those two whorey twins has “miraculously” become single. [TheSuperficial] Fresh out of rehab, Amy Winehouse hit the stage. WASTED. [Dlisted] Ryan Reynolds […]
Considering the plot of the E! reality show ‘Girls Next Door,’ you might have been surprised when Hugh Hefner finally decided to get married (for the third time) to 24-year-old Crystal Harris. You were probably less shocked when you found out that she called off the marriage just days before the wedding. She might have […]
In ‘surprising’ news, 24 year old Crystal Harris called off her wedding to 85 year old Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. According to his Twitter, Crystal “had a change of heart,” but other reports are claiming that she was secretly seeing Jordan McGraw, son of obnoxious TV psychologist Dr. Phil. Harris slapped down rumors, claiming the […]
History has proven that the top 3 ways to kill your career as a performer in America are to a) get fat, b) do a Lifetime movie and c) go on some sort of totally un-PC homophobic/racist/misogynistic/anti-Semetic rant (or if you’re Mel Gibson, all four!). Oddly enough, that hasn’t stopped celebrities from publicly voicing their […]
With all the politician news in the air the last week, you might have forgotten celebrities still exist. GUESS WHAT! THEY DO! Russell Crowe is taking a vehement stance against … circumcision? [Videogum] Peter Dinklage and his wife are expecting a baby. A very tiny baby. [TheSuperficial] Tina Fey’s response to Tracy Morgan’s crazy anti-gay […]
That headline might take the cake for biggest hype for the smallest payout, so apologies in advance… Reese Witherspoon made an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards this past weekend when she won the “My Generation” Award (wut?) and made a subtle jab at Blake Lively and other starlets who have had nude pics leak […]
HA! I GOT YOU TOO! I wish that hackers did this more often… silly April Fools-like pranks that make gullible people e-mail and Tweet each other incessantly until they realize they’ve been tricked. You know, instead of like, breaking into my college’s database and stealing my social security number to order porn off the internet. […]
In “Even Memorial Day Weekend Can Be a Death Trap” news, Sean Kingston (best known for his hit song “Beautiful Girls”) was nearly killed in a an accident this weekend while riding a jet ski with a 23-year-old woman. Based on reports, it seems as though Sean accidentally rode his jet ski into the Palm […]
Sometimes it’s easy to forget that Justin Bieber is a child. Considering he sells out massive concerts all around the world and owns a Range Rover and makes appearances on all the major talk shows, you might forget that most kids his age are still begging their parents for X-Box games. But then something like […]
Obviously, the big celeb news of the week is that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split. But let’s not forget all the other horrible stuff he’s done. [Gawker] People still care when celebrities fly to the other side of the world and do rich people things for a week. WHY IS THIS. [I’mNotObsessed] At least […]
