Ugh. I am such a hypocrite. I say I don’t like judgmental people, but if a girl is wearing spandex who shouldn’t be, you bet I’ll point it out to someone. I say it’s important to care about the environment, but secretly LOVE buying Fiji water. And despite making fun of advertising for using sex […]
You guys, summer is coming to a close. I feel like it was just yesterday that I was like, “WILL SUMMER EVER COME GOOD GOD,” and now, POOF, we’re in the second half of August and I can see the freezing death of winter on the horizon. UGHHHHH. It’s Friday, though, so I suppose it’s […]
Real quick tangent back to yesterday’s post about my Spirit Airlines/missing luggage/worst Monday morning ever incident: It should also be noted that while on a layover in Las Vegas at 7 am, I was forced to eat a WHOPPER from Burger King for breakfast. At the time, sleepy, hungover, and starving, the burger was like […]
It was only a matter of time before the gorgeous, busty sex-tape star and Carl’s Jr. spokeswoman Kim Kardashian got her own sex doll. In fact, considering she’s been popular since 2006, AND already has a wax figure at Madame Tussauds, I’m surprised it’s taken this long to create a latex doppleganger for use by […]
In “America is a country of fatties” news, Carl’s Jr. Has come up with a medical phenomenon: a heart-attack inducing sandwich! It’s called the Footlong Cheeseburger, and the name says it all: it’s essentially a 12 inch sub sandwich except subtract the good for you turkey or chicken and add group up beef and cheddar […]
Just when we thought hamburgers couldn’t get any sexier than the Paris Hilton commercial, Carl’s Jr. did it again. This commercial staring reality hottie Kim Kardashian makes us want a salad more than ever!
