It’s almost here, you guys. The day we’ve all been waiting for. That’s right: December 21, 2012, The Mayan Predicted End Of the World. The day when, in my imagination, the sun blows up, leaving the Earth a veritable, frozen wasteland full of slowly dying human beings being over-taken by cold-blooded reptiles eating their stomachs […]
Woo hoo! Another Tuesday at the OBC offices can mean only one thing – beer at lunch! testiMOANial time! This week we have one of our favorite, most quintessential testimonials ever, and a couple simple ones that make us smile nonetheless. From our slightly tipsy offices to yours, here are this week’s member testimonials! “I […]
When we imagine what Club OBC would be like in real life, we imagine a dark, sexy club, where people are laughing, having fun, dancing, and gettin’ cozy in the corner. What we never imagined when OBC was born, was the wide age range of our clubbers. There are college-aged kids looking for a fun […]
It’s been a couple months, and a dozen dates. You’ve been having fun. The conversation is great. The sex is better. You find yourself kinda giddy and dreamy throughout the day, thinking about all the fun you and your Whatever have been enjoying. In fact, the only negative thought you’ve had in the last couple […]
It’s a weird day in San Diego. The weather is warm and muggy, but it’s cloudy and raining a little bit. This is what I imagine it’s like to live in Florida, except we have fewer cannibalistic maulings and people stealing from girl scouts. Needless to say, a day like this makes me want to […]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WAVE THE BANNERS! STRIKE UP THE BAND! CHEERS YOUR DRINKS! WE DID IT! 52 weeks later (okay fine, 53, but last week I was MIA), we have officially gathered an entire YEAR’s worth of testiMOANials – stories from members who left OBC not in mourning, but in celebration that they met someone (or many […]
As Sally O’Malley once said (and kicked, and punched, and kicked) I’M FIFTY! That’s right, our weekly TestiMOANial Tuesday installments turn 50 weeks old today, and we couldn’t be prouder of our many wonderful members who came looking for fun and left with a monogamous relationship. Of course, this dating site wasn’t made specifically to […]
So, as it turns out, becoming an Olympian has more perks than just becoming famous, idolized, and athletically superior to 99% of the world. It also means you get to take part in the world’s craziest adrenaline-fueled orgy. But never fear… if you’re like me and your most agile move is bolting for the remote […]
After the heart-wrenching couple minutes that was watching Frank Ocean’s performance on Late Night, I feel lucky that today is Tuesday and we get a big ol’ spoonful of testiMOANials to help the depression go down. This week’s testimonials range from the romantic (soul mates? Awww) to the casual (we’ll see you back here soon, […]
Independence Day is nearly upon us, and it’s a great time to be thankful for all that we have here in America, like KFC Double Downs and crippling debt the right to free speech and the joy of a (basically) religion-free government. Because of those freedoms, sites like our very own OBC are allowed to […]
