Real quick tangent back to yesterday’s post about my Spirit Airlines/missing luggage/worst Monday morning ever incident: It should also be noted that while on a layover in Las Vegas at 7 am, I was forced to eat a WHOPPER from Burger King for breakfast. At the time, sleepy, hungover, and starving, the burger was like […]
In this video that’s beginning to spread like wildfire (or a particularly strong strain of chlamydia, I guess), Disney star Zac Efron appears to accidentally drop a condom on the red carpet of his newest movie, The Lorax, while trying to hand something to his assistant. He definitely LOOKS embarrassed, mortified even, as he giggles […]
Hey everyone, look! It’s another massive, death-defying new stunt in the middle of nature, just like I always dreamed of trying watching from my computer chair with a Snuggie on! This video appears to have been made by the same cinematic geniuses behind THIS “super cool” stunt video. You can tell because of the almost […]
So it’s basketball season? I guess? I don’t know anything. Literally ANYTHING much about basketball, but even I have being hearing the excited murmurs of friends claiming that a new messiah has come to the sport, and his name is Jeremy Lin. An Asian-American Harvard economics graduate, Jeremy Lin is not the person you would […]
What will YOU be getting into tonight? Hitting the town? Hosting a party? Making a b-o-o-t-y call? Or just staying home in your sweatpants and eating mac ‘n cheese straight out of the pot? Hint: don’t say that last one.
But what do you mean, “a former sex addict and a girl with a Christian upbringing couldn’t make it work”?????
And you thought public brawls were only classless enough to happen in the US, didn’t you? WRONG-O! Turns out, people are the worst all over the world. Take the riot seen below, where a Chinese restaurant called New Dynasty in Montreal became the setting for an all-out race war between Chinese and black patrons this […]
Sometimes you wake up bright and early in the morning to work and the sun is shining and the birds are singing and you’re just like SHUT THE HELL UP, DON’T YOU KNOW I WAS UP UNTIL 4 WATCHING BREAKING BAD (that SHOW, you guys! MY GOD!)? I’m sure I’m not the only one who, […]
Confession time: I’m not that into movies. I KNOW, I KNOW, YOU’RE SHOCKED AN APPALLED. I tout movie trailers all the time, talking about how excited I am for comic book movies sci-fi films and action thrillers. But I’ll be honest: I ALWAYS wait for them to come out on DVD because I hate seeing […]
Last night was the holiest of nights: the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Featuring the sexiest, bustiest, and flirtiest models on the scene today, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is sure to give every guy spank bank material for a week straight, and sure to give every lady new inspiration to hit the gym in […]
