Boobs Performing Mozart
There is nothing else to say about this glorious video. Just. Watch.
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The Today Show Investigates: Why Americans Love Breasts
Groundbreaking. Shocking. Unbelievable. These are all words that could be applied to this Today Show series called “Breast Obsessed in America,” an intriguing, controversial segment that many news outlets would be too timid to show. Watch below as the daring news team venture where no anchors have been before: The Hooters in Midtown. This is […]
iBoobies
When I was a kid, there was this store called “Spencers” in the mall that I walked around with my friends because that’s what you do when you’re 13. Spencer’s was great because it had hilarious practical joke kits and poop merchandise and fart noise makers and posters of your favorite sexy musicians and movie […]
World’s Best Business Card
You know when someone hands you their business card, and you’re like, this is cool and all, but what it could really use is BOOBS? I know I think that every time we have a marketing meeting and some lame-o hands me a white card (boring) with black text (double boring) and no boobs (so […]
Two More Reasons We Wish We Were at Oktoberfest
See them? They’re right there. Two flawless, amazing reasons that we wish we were in Germany right now at this very moment across the table from Hayden Panettiere. Two wonderful, tasty reasons we wish we weren’t sitting at a desk in America but instead at a table across the ocean staring lovingly at them. What? […]
Flasher Makes Kids’ Day
Keep your eyes on the kids on the left. Pure, unbridled joy. Note to the kids: 20 years later, little dudes, you’ll still be as mystified by breasts. Trust us.
Busty Mouse Pads
Do you remember that episode of 30 Rock where James Franco had a creepy, sexual obsession with a Japanese anime body-pillow-woman? I have a feeling that’s exactly the direction this mouse pad’s gonna go.