With March in full swing, we’re getting mega excited for Spring Break– the hottest, most debauchery-filled holidays (holi-weeks?) of the year. Unlike the recently-passed Mardi Gras, you’re less likely to face an onslaught of old-lady-gone-wild fun bags in your face, because Spring Break is much more a college/young-adult geared holiday, which we couldn’t be more […]
Right now, across the Atlantic Ocean, party animals from around the world are gearing up for a month of beer drinking and dancing and “traditional religious mass” (erm… maybe not that one) that makes Oktoberfest in Munich the greatest thing since the cavemen discovered hops. The only thing BETTER than an entire country partying together […]
This weekend is St. Patrick’s Day. Yep, you heard right – the quintessential day of drunk is falling on a weekend day this year, for the first time in years. Meaning, for those of us in who occasionally cocktail waitress for parties – you all are going to ruin my weekend. Sure, every year there […]
If you haven’t been able to tell over the past two years of this blog, I am terrible at making decisions. I can never decide which criminal is more dumb, which video is more awesome, or which smuggling cavity is more disgusting. I always need input from you, my fantastic readers, and this Which is […]
After reading this clearly misogynistic, but also CLEARLY AMAZING ad for a beer glass that holds sixty ounces of beer, I wonder if I should switch professions and write cynical and bitter advertising lines. I think I’d be good at it. Examples: [An ad for a fancy tie] “This tie is not only maroon […]
I don’t know what sort of witch magic they’ve concocted to make this possible, but I am A-OK with it. Quick pour, little head, and something that looks like it belongs in a sci-fi movie? SIGN ME UP. EMBED-Beer Filled From The Bottom – Watch more free videos
Oh, alcohol. Our society has such a strange relationship with you. On one hand, reports call you the substance that makes the most dangerous, negative impact on society as a whole. But then other reports say heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers. But then also it is inextricably linked to weight gain and liver damage, […]
Disclaimer: BCU does not endorse driving under the influence, in fact, our staff probably pays a quarter of the San Diego cab union’s yearly salary, due to our 100% dedication to drinking responsibly. There is nothing funny about putting other peoples’ lives in danger. HOWEVER, THIS IS HILARIOUS. The time: Last Wednesday The place: New […]
Ah, yes, basketball. A good ol’ fashioned American sport, with guaranteed rioting, bleeped out curse words, and Jack Nicholson with his sunglasses and 20 year old girlfriend watching from the front row. Oh, and also Delonte West boning Lebron’s mom? What? How did I miss that? Anyway, tonight is game 6 of the NBA finals […]
