McKayla Maroney met with the POTUS. She wasn’t impressed, and neither was he. [Flickr] Speaking of unimpressed, Mitt Romney and his wife were spotted watching Twilight together this weekend. Oh how the mighty have fallen. [Politico] Hostess closed and people were sad. Especially the workers, whose pensions were dissolved cause the Hostess Corp is EVIL […]
There were a lot of people upset that Barack Obama won the election last week, thus ensuring another four years with a Democrat as Commander in Chief. Fine, whatever, it was expected. Especially for people who believe he is a Kenyan Muslim who wants to take away everyone’s guns and let men marry Popsicle sticks […]
Did anybody stay up late enough to watch Obama’s acceptance speech last night? It was LAAAAATE, dude! All you on the East Coast were hanging on till past 1 am, and my old decrepit body was just barely keeping from dozing off at 10:30. However, once Mitt Romney finally conceded (and made what is probably […]
IT’S FINALLY HERE. The day we’ve all been waiting for for the past 10 months, with the kind of excitement and joy that can only be felt by people whose mailboxes and phones have been assaulted by recorded messages without relief, and who couldn’t watch one goddamn episode of Modern Family without seeing 12 commercials […]
This week, walking cotton candy machine Donald Trump started spouting that he “HAD SOMETHING REALLY BIG” to reveal about Barack Obama. Something “HUGE” that could potentially change the outcome of the election. Something that Fox News would “cover in big fashion.” You know what, I don’t need to describe this any further… I think Stephen […]
Last night was the Vice Presidential debate between current VPOTUS “Papa” Joe Biden and republican VP nominee Paul Ryan. Unlike the Mitt Romney/President Obama debate (which was generally considered to be “won” by Mitt Romney), this debate was, by many, thought to be dominated by the democratic nominee. Joe’s drunk-uncle-who-is-actually-pretty-smart-but-kind-of-a-dick method of debating beat out […]
Tonight is the night we all totally forgot was going to happen have been waiting for. THE 2012 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, STARRING MITT ROMNEY AND PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA. Of course, this is the time to see if the candidates are able to coherently explain their platforms and their plans to help Americans […]
Sometimes Friday just needs a nice healthy dose of anger to get your weekend started, and this week’s is from our good friends Mittens McMoneybags (aka Mitt Romney), the Republican nominee for President, who decided that his most recent rally in Michigan was the perfect place to remind people of the totally absurd and vaguely-racist […]
Booty Call University is, by no means whatsoever, a political blog. I would consider it more along the lines of a “comedy” blog, or a “pop culture” blog, or a “you thought you wouldn’t vomit today but you were WRONG” blog. However, the upcoming election is one political event that shouldn’t be ignored by anyone, […]
COME ON, Michelle! Start going all the way down!
