Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison FAIL HALLOWEEN.
ARE THEY DRESSED UP AS A MOTHER AND TINY CHILD GOING TRICK OR TREATING ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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Don’t Read This: Ladies Edition
Remember yesterday when I destroyed all the dudes’ lives by posting THIS STORY WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY? Well, today we get one for the ladies, out of Northern California, where a woman and her boyfriend experienced a woman’s worst nightmare. According to April Bonjour (which has to be a […]
Ashton’s Fling Speaks Out
As a blog that thrives mostly on celebrity sex tapes and calling peoples’ outfits “uggo,” you might be surprised when I say that I think tabloid magazines should be shut down forever and ever and every last one should be incinerated on Mars. But it’s true – while celebrity’s dumb moves (like say, wearing uggo […]
Arkansas Toe-Sucker On the Loose
Real quick question for the Midwest and South: WHAT IS IN THE WATER OVER THERE? Hey – I’m the first to admit that the West coast has its share of people with a screw or two loose, but it seems like every story I read from your neck of the woods involves someone smoking bath […]
Pool Jump Fail
How NOT to Jump Into a Pool – watch more funny videos From the “People Failing at Easy Things” Vault comes this video, which reminds us that if anything, the end of summer is the end of drunken BBQs and the horrible, horrible choices that come with them. ::SHUDDER:: TGIF, Weekend Warriors! Don’t try that […]
Horrific Video From London Riots
I haven’t discussed much what’s been going on in London because honestly, it’s just depressing, and unlike some of the protests in the Middle East fighting for freedom, this giant wave of insanity is the work of gangsters: people looting for the sake of looting, idiots let loose on the city. However, when I saw […]
Casey Anthony Mask Is Terrifying
Casey Anthony was found not-guilty of murdering her two year old daughter earlier this month, and people were furious (until Amy Winehouse died and then there were much more important things to talk about on Facebook). However, that fury didn’t stop certain businesses from attempting to capitalize on the shock factor of the verdict – […]
Dancing Squid Meal Looks Horrifying
MMMMMHMMMM. Nothing whets an appetite like seeing a half-dead zombie squid “dancing” in your bowl and by “dancing” I mean slimily writhing around in your roe and apparently STILL ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE OH GOD JUST LET IT GO, MAN! DON’T EAT THAT THING!
Miracle Whip Hosts Terrible Contest That Doesn’t Make Any Sense
HAHAHA! Because you know how sometimes you’re like “I LIKE THIS KIND OF MAYONNAISE!” and then your husband is like “BUT I DON’T LIKE IT!” and then you guys hate each other and have to go through an expensive and emotionally taxing life event that can cause depression, bankruptcy, psychological turmoil and sometimes suicide? GOOD […]
Woman Gets 3,200 Piercings to Break World Record
I guess I understand the appeal of breaking a world record in sports. It would be an incredible feeling to know that you were (faster/stronger/better at throwing crap) than anyone else on the planet, at least for the fleeting moments that you hold that record before a younger more agile person unseats you. Sports, however, […]