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When you woke up this morning, probably still full from that 24 oz Porterhouse you ate at 8pm yesterday because America, was your first thought, “man, I sure wish I could start the day watching a British television show clip wherein a legendary nature show narrator lends his voice to a video of a small […]
I remember learning how to play the spoons in kindergarten (dear god, what is this, Nostalgiaday?) from a lady who traveled to different schools in the city and, well… showed kids how to learn the spoons. Even at 5 years old, I remember thinking, “there is NO WAY this woman has made a career out […]
This dreary Monday morning (it’s 50 and raining in San Diego, BOOO), I bring you the heart-stopping cyclist Andrew Dickey, a Parkour connoisseur who is making me choke on my coffee with every stunning stunt he performs. The future mother side of me says “ANDREW MICHAEL DICKEY YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE AND COME INSIDE […]
Don’t get me wrong, I am still highly impressed by people who are amazing at dancing on their working legs. As a person who looks like a seizuring walrus on methamphetamine when dancing (seriously, my lack of rhythm is almost impressive), just about any dancing is incredible to me. So videos like this, this, and […]
This morning I woke up, got out of bed, stumbled to the kitchen to get some coffee and pour a bowl of cereal, and then on my way to my computer, I tripped over the power cord to my laptop and it pulled my laptop off my desk and onto my foot and I spilled […]
Dubstep and juggling. They do not go together. It’s like putting pickles and ice cream together. Or football and non-alcoholic beer. However, in the following video, this man proves that theory wrong, as he not only juggles to the beat of music, but somehow manages to make juggling look, GASP, COOL. I know, I know. […]
Sometimes the internet does a phenomenal job of being itself. For example when I’m trying to find out if this rash is contagious. Or if I really need to know the lyrics to a song that everyone stopped singing in 1989. Or when I am shopping for a Nazi flag for my Jewish friend because […]
I’ve always found it strange that we Americans think it is so funny to watch other people suffer. Not like, real suffering, of course, but when a person is having a hard time at something that they should be fine at, it’s the funniest thing in the world to us (well, that and someone getting […]
Monday morning. It’s cloudy here in San Diego, and the weather just says, “no, seriously, go back to bed. The week should start on Tuesday anyway!” But alas, here we all are, drinking coffee and counting down the hours till our precious weekends return. It’s okay though, right? We’re all excited to be alive because […]
