Suzanne Sommers is a 70s TV star some of you olds might remember from shows like Step By Step and Three’s Company and who others might know from her somewhat nutty views on medicine. I personally always remember her as the woman who is NOT Farrah Fawcett. Somers is in the news this week for telling the ladies of The Talk that she and husband Alan Hamel usually get it on twice a day.

She claimed (via Dlisted):

“[We have sex] a couple times a day. He’s on hormones and I’m on hormones. I’m going to be so sorry I said that. What is it about men at four in the morning? And then I’m really awake around eight or so. We have busy mornings.”

Just FYI, Ms. Somers is 66 YEARS OLD, and her hubby is 77 GODDAMN YEARS OLD, and yet they seem to be having more sex than all of us. What the HELL, guys? We need to step up our game!

Let’s all make a vow to start trying to have as much sex as two people who probably eat dinner at 4:30, okay? GOD.