I’ve never been opposed to plastic surgery for women. I mean, who CARES what a woman does to her body if it doesn’t affect anyone else? I could see people being upset if a woman replaced her breasts with semi-automatic weaponry, or inserted Nazi symbols into her butt cheeks, but otherwise who can really comment?

Of course there are the women who go overboard (Google “bad plastic surgery” if you’re daring), but for the most part it’s none of anyone’s business if a lady decides to enhance her self-esteem through elective plastic surgery. If you’re not into it, don’t have sex with them, but there’s no reason to judge. SPEAKING OF SEX – a cosmetic surgeon in NYC is reportedly offering collagen injections in a DIFFERENT PART OF THE BODY…

The VA-JAY. Yep – Dr. Kevin Jovanovic claims that his procedure of injecting collagen into the G-spot has helped 85 of 106 patients in a study by the pioneer, LA-based doc David Matlock. Via Fox News:

“This is a unique space that’s somewhat taboo where women say ‘Everything is fine, I want to feel more,’” Jovanovic told FoxNews.com. “For example, for a man, there are supposedly more Viagra prescriptions written for without erectile dysfunction because they want to feel more.”

The doctors claim the procedure isn’t for women who experience pain or don’t have any internal sexual pleasure as it is (AKA those who only experience clitoral stimulation), but that it’s mainly for women looking to ENHANCE what they already got. Furthermore, the $1200 procedure only lasts 4 – 6 months, after which it must be repeated.

As I stated, I have NO PROBLEM with women who wanna get their ta-tas fixed up or their frown lines filled, but I definitely think this procedure sounds a little… iffy. I mean, GO FOR IT, but maybe just try switching up positions and angles before you start jamming needles in your precious baby-maker. SHUDDER.