Ah yes, college keggers. Nothing says “I’m working to further my education so as to become a productive member of society” than 250 people chugging cheap beer, watching chicks making out in a corner, and waking up in your own urine. Sarcastic as that may be, let’s be honest — we’ve all done it. Cops are usually called, everyone bolts, and you stumble home to eat nachos and decide your calculus homework can totally wait till tomorrow.

Not the case for Travis Ludy, 21, Mitchell Klatt, 20, and Kevin Tracy, 20, of Madison, Wisconsin – they were fined for their 200 person kegger a ridiculous $86,000, and were charged with over a hundred citations, from dispensing alcohol without a permit to “adult encouraging underage alcohol consumption.”

WTF, right? Come on, Madison police department, what got all of your panties in a bunch? Missing your college days? Going through a mid-life crisis? Or are you just trying to fit the cop stereotype by being a douche bag with a Napolean complex who never got laid in high school?

Anyone up for starting a fund to help these poor bros out? Check out the video below for more on the ridiculous story.