I’ve never understood full-length, feature pornos. Like, I mean, we’re all on the same page about porn, right? You watch like, 30 seconds of it, total, and then turn it off and never want to look at porn again. And even if there is a teeny bit of a storyline, you fast forward through it because who gives a sh*t if that girl was lonely when the pizza man came or if that guy accidentally walked in while a girl was sunbathing nude? GET TO THE BANGING ALREADY.

That common knowledge just leads me to believe that full-length porn parodies are more of a satire or joke than anything else. Especially the one below, which is a STAR WARS porn parody. Anyone who thought people would want to watch Star Wars themed porn HAS to be a comedian, right? RIGHT?