There are three things you can conclude from watching this video:

1) How lucky are we to finally live in a world where people can drop pumpkins on cars without fear of someone asking, “why the hell are you dropping a pumpkin on a car; you know there are starving children in the world, right?” which is a good thing, because its written into the Constitution that we are allowed the freedom of superfluous and wasteful fun in the name of a superfluous and wasteful holiday.

2) I don’t know how I feel about this freakishly large pumpkin epidemic. I feel like we’re all worried about terrorists and food-borne illnesses and AIDS but what we should really be worrying about is whether or not there is a super-race of mutant pumpkin monsters being born right next to our corn stalks. Terrifying.

3) Finally, no wonder Pontiac has gone under. If your cars can’t even survive the very real possibility of a pumpkin storm (duh, global warming), how are we supposed to trust them? Shotty workmanship, Detroit. This is why you suffer.