It’s lunchtime at the OBC offices, so unwrap that PB&J, dump out those Fritos, and pop that Capri Sun baggie. It’s time for a round of “OKAY, MAYBE THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT, THE WORLD IS ENDING NEXT MONTH.”

The adorable picture above is a baby that was born recently, apparently to 14 year olds, because for the love of peaches, THEY NAMED HER HASHTAG. It gets worse, as you can tell by reading the photo’s caption, which reads “Hashtag Jameson was born at 10 o’clock last nite. She weys 8 pounds and i luv her so much!” So… much… wrong…

YOU GUYYYYYYS. What is going on? Is this the next generation? Are people really naming their children “#”???? As in the symbol that people put on Twitter so they can make lists of #HowYouKnowSheAHo and #5WordsToSayAfterABlowJob?

SO YEAH, MAYBE THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT, THE WORLD IS ENDING NEXT MONTH.