The internet can be a wonderful thing. It can help people share information, keep in contact with friends and family, and meet new people. On the other hand, it is the worst thing that has ever happened to the world ever, because 2 Girls 1 Cup happened, and gossip websites are more powerful than ever, and cyber-bullying, and did I say 2 Girls 1 Cup?

Plus, there is now a new outlet for men and women like Sarah Tressler, who used to be an intern at US Weekly before she decided to embark on her own awe-inspiring career as a stripper, blogger, and freelancer for the Houston Chronicle. Tressler recently gained a bit of fame for claiming to have slept with Jeremy Piven after interviewing him for US Weekly, and sharing with her readers HOW BAD HE WAS AT ORAL SEX. Look – I’m all for women embracing their sexuality, enjoying life and feeling confident enough to be open about it. But when that same woman decides to exploit that sexuality by calling out a partner on the internet for (potentially) millions of people to read just to gain a teeny, tiny, gone-by-the-weekend amount of fame? Now that, boys and girls, is what we call a (fame)whore.

In her blog post, which she has made private after too much exposure by Gawker, she says

This is a good song, I thought as his head maneuvered somewhere below my waist. I was kind of also watching TV—a football game was on mute—and finally starting to come to the realization that John Legend was worth all the hype he was getting at the Sundance Film Festival the previous year.

I alternated between being nervous that I was not as hot as his last hookup, being amazed that I was looking at Entourage’s Ari Gold eat my pussy, and being bored with how mundane it was. It was all somewhat disappointing, frankly.

Needless to say, I’m sure Jeremy Piven’s ability to score will not be marred by some no-name stripper’s account of his oral sex skills, but it’s the principle of the matter. She went home with a celebrity, slept with him, and then decided the next logical step was to talk smack about the hook up on the internet? Sarah, you make sexually liberated women everywhere look bad. Jerk.