YOU GUYS I’M SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK BUT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT I HAVE TO TELL YOU AS EMPHATICALLY AS POSSIBLE:

THERE MAYBE MIGHT POTENTIALLY BE A SOFIA VERGARA (SEMI) NUDE PIC LEAK IN OUR FUTURE. I KNOW. I KNOW. STOP SCREAMING. I KNOW. OKAY OKAY OKAY, CALM DOWN. EVERYONE CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN, ME.

Alright, so, word on the street Google-street-view is that Sofia’s fiancee Nick Loeb’s Blackberry was lost and/or stolen recently, and that on his phone were several “sexy” photos of our favorite Latin bombshell, and while they are not “fully revealing,” they are “personal,” and she looks “fantastic.” Whoever got a hold of that phone and its contents is trying to sell them to various outlets, although Sofia’s lawyer is working very hard to make sure that doesn’t happen.

Of course, I never want to invade someone’s privacy. That’s just disrespectful and rude and totally unacceptable. BUT IF SOMEONE ELSE DOES IT THEN UH, HI, I WILL TAKE FOUR COPIES OF EACH, THANKS.

The chance of us getting to see these photos is probably pretty slim, but we can still dream. We’ll keep you updated.

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