Welcome back to class folks! Hope you had a delightful holiday yesterday (if you had it off. If not, ignore this whole paragraph)! Maybe you spent time with family or caught up with an old friend or watched 3 minutes of the presidential inauguration and then immediately turned it off cause holy cow that was boring. Except of course the part where Bill Clinton got caught scoping out Kelly Clarkson’s very-much-Slick-Willy’s-style-badonk.

And now it’s Tuesday and we’re back to the grind, and according to Videogum, it’s set to be one of the coldest months of New York’s winter, with predicted snow and lows in the teens. We in San Diego might not know much about that, but after an unseasonably cold few days last week, we’re now enjoying pleasantly warm 70+ degree days.

Sure, you might be furious that we’re wearing shorts and saying “it’s chilly in the shade,” but to be fair, we’re never get to experience the awesomeness that is attempting to stand upright on a patch of slippery ice and then occasionally falling and shattering vertebrae. We all have difficult lives, okay?