she seriously is starting to resemble her South Park character, huh?

I am the first person to admit that I watch crappy television. I love The Real Househags of New AnyCity, I love the gay version of The Real Housewives (The A-List), I love anything on E! and even occasionally leave the channel on a “dance with an aging soap star with a pill addiction” show. However, the one I was never really able to get a grasp on was The Jersey Shore. I mean, it just isn’t even really entertaining. Sure there were fights and booze and cursing and throwing things and disgusting sex but if I wanted to see that I’d show up to a Cinco De Mayo party at my family’s house in Monrovia.

The characters are boring and unattractive and dumb, and yet by some twisted act of God, they are still riding their 15-minutes into more and more fame. Take the little cockaroach lookin’ one – Snooki. She’s got it MADE. On New Years Eve, when I will most likely be at a seedy dive bar tossing back Bud Lights and eating peanuts off the floor, she is going to be

INSIDE A BALL THAT WILL DROP IN NEW YORK CITY’S TIME SQUARE AS THE CLOCK COUNTS DOWN TO MIDNIGHT.

If television teaches me one thing every day, it is that life is just not fair. NOT F*CKING FAIR.

via the superficial