When I shout the word “SNOOKI!” what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it the THIS classic video? Is it the totally TMI news that she got a UTI from having too much messy anal sex? Or perhaps just the image of her getting dragged of the beaches of Jersey for being too wasted?

Well, take all those ideas of Miss Nicole Polizzi and toss them right out the window, because it appears as though her new role is of wife and mommy. According to HuffPo, Snooki was seen wandering the streets sporting a bit of left-ring-finger-bling, adding to the rumors swirling that ON TOP OF BEING PREGNANT (WHY GOD, WHY), the reality starlet is also engaged to her guido boyfriend, Jionni LaVelle.

So, let’s review. A reality star that trolls the Jersey club scene for penis looking like a drunk Grands dinner roll that you left in the oven too long GETTING MARRIED AND PREGNANT PROBABLY TO GET MORE FAMOUS = OKAY, but a gay dude who loves another gay guy and wants to sit in a house with their cat and drink tea= NOT OKAY. Makes sense.

Reason #168 not to get married: You’d have something in common with SNOOKI.