The holidays are nearly here, and for some of us that means heading to church for a holiday service with our families. Unless you’re a regular church-goer (in which case, more power to ya), the service is usually uncomfortable, awkward, and ENTIRELY TOO LONG. You’re left wondering WHY you didn’t come up with a better excuse so you could bail and hit up OnlineBootyCall for a sexy single in your hometown instead (that’s what Knockin’ Boots for Christmas is about, right?)

Either way, SNL’s perfect skit about holiday mass is about as spot on as you get, and is making us dread the overly-dramatic 40-year-old woman even more. THANKS, SNL.