First there was letter writing, then there was phone sex, then there was Skype. Just when you thought that getting your long-distance booty on couldn’t get any better, a company comes along and makes it even MORE hot. With the invention of the Mojowijo, a dual vibrator that you can remotely control (and can be connected to your Wiimote), I suddenly wish I had a long distance man friend to try this out with.

Just kidding, long distance relationships blow.