I remember as a young, naive teen, picking up issues of Cosmopolitan magazine and thinking how confusing sex seemed, from all the ridiculous sex tips they dished out. From what to wear to what to say and how to lay down (or stand up), it seemed like sex was a highly specific recipe that, if altered, would make a guy never want to look at you the same again.

As I’ve, erm, “matured,” though, I’ve realized that sex is less like a souffle and more like a stew because you can pretty much add whatever and it’ll be pretty friggin’ delicious. Whether your partner is into role play or a little S&M or getting frisky in the great outdoors, as long as you agree with the circumstances you probably won’t end the romp thinking, “oh man, I totally regret trying that.” (exceptions include sex in a poison ivy plant and sex on the beach without a towel)

However, it still bears noting that Cosmo’s relentless barrage of sex tips doesn’t always have it right, either. While we’re sure there is someone out there that might be into some of their ideas, we’d highly suggest a pow-wow between partners before testing out some of their ways to “tease, squeeze, and totally please your guy,” like say, this one:

I have heard from several reputable sources that yes, if treated with caution, a prostate induced orgasm is pretty insane (Cosmo is not one of them, mind you). However, it’s an area of sexual exploration that should be ventured into with extreme caution in straight couples, considering it involves a woman getting REAL close to a guy’s Exit Only. I imagine what could provide a mind-blowing finish for some guys: “pressing two fingers against the swath between the testicles and anus,” could destroy the entire experience for others. So sure, Cosmo, this might not be 100% a “silly sex tip,” but it definitely should come with a disclaimer.

Cosmopolitan Magazine: making guys stand up in totally-freaked-out-shock since 1951.