I want to hate the people behind “Shit Girls Say” so bad. They spawned a whole series of just terrible, terrible YouTube videos that flooded the whole goddamn internet. You couldn’t click more than two links before stumbling across some amateur attempt at “Shit Hipsters Say” or “Shit Fat Girls Who Think They’re Hot Say” or “Shit Gay Guys Say to Their Cats” (which, admittedly, was worth a giggle). However, the OG “Shit Girls Say” by Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard, is just so spot on, I can’t help but love it. Plus, Mr. Sheppard does a pretty dang good job walking in those heels.

Let’s start this Wednesday off with a smile, shall we?