File this under “Things I Never Wanted to See Ever But Then I Hit Play And Couldn’t Stop Watching.”

Notoriously strange Icelandic music group Sigur Ros have released a new music video for their song “Fjogur Piano,” and it has something I know you’d always been wondering about: Shia LeBeouf’s penis. Yup, our favorite little a-hole goes full frontal within the first 30 seconds of the music video, and it’s all sorts of pube-tastic and creepy.

As a fan of Sigur Ros and their ethereal, perfect-for-bedtime music, this deeply offends me. I mean, of all the B+-list celebs they could have gotten to strip down and do interpretive dance on camera they chose LOUIS STEVENS? Ugh. I’m just going to assume that he came to them with an idea like, “hey, let me strip down naked for your music video. I promise it’ll get more views that that video of the little girl faceplanting on a rocking horse, and will be just as funny to watch.”

Enough blabbing, here’s the video. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Oh, and duh, it’s NSFW.