Just when you thought Shaun White couldn’t make you feel more worthless as a man, he decided to master a new skill which basically skyrockets him to levels no other snowboarder could dream of. Just in time for this years’ Winter Olympics, he learned a Double McTwist 12, which is not, as I learned, a fancy McDonalds churro, but instead a trick which involves two flips and three twists. Piece of cake, if you ask me.