Rule #34 states that “if it exists, there is porn of it.” Which, as I’ve learned in my time as a professor at BootyCallU, is 100%, positively true. Everything from Simpsons characters to robots to ET characters (do NOT Google ET porn, for the sake of your childhood), and now the always innocent shadow puppets. Where I once had a joyous time with my dad making birds and puppies, someone decided to come along and turn it into PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL.

I would say that I am disgusted and repulsed and don’t appreciate it at all, if I wasn’t so intrigued and unable to stop watching.