Alright, World Cup, you win this time.

I wanted to hate you. Your stupid Vuvuzuelas, your confusing rules, your TIES. All of these things made me want to hate you, and then I realized during the Germany Vs… someone match, that HEY! I get it! The World Cup is an awesome, multi-million dollar excuse to drink heavily every single day for a month!

Awesome!

So, newsflash — I have nothing to say about this weekend’s matches because I’m sorry, Other Side Of The World, but 4:30 am is too early for me to wake up. If you could please reverse the Earth’s rotation I’d totally watch a game at say… 2 o’clock in the afternoon. Cool? Cool.

I couldn’t not do a World Cup update though, so here are some super hot World Cup fans. Enjoy.

More photos of hot World Cup fans and other things, at Funny Crave