We’ve all known that “sex sells” since they made Barbie and Ken anatomically correct dolls that you could get naked. However, in the recent years, they’ve taken that phrase and, well, “blown it out of proportion” would be a kind way to put it. With sexed up commercials for everything from cars to cologne to CHEESEBURGERS, I suppose it was only a matter of time before they made a chocolate commercial that would get any hot-blooded human a little riled up.

Look, I’m not a prude or anything, I’m just saying maybe cool it on the softcore-porn-like commercials for a product that I put in my niece’s stocking every year for Christmas OH GOD THAT COME OUT WRONG OK I’M LEAVING NOW.