In this day and age, with shows like “16 and Pregnant” and “Teen Mom,” as well as the glorification of the so-called “stars” of said shows, we are always excited to see something that actually promotes safe sex. Especially to teenagers, who, let’s be honest, are dumb little dumb idiots who walk around with potent, powerful little sperm guns that are permanently standing at attention (re: boners).

Anyway, props to MTV for releasing these print ads that remind our youth (and maybe some older people too, I dunno) that sex is no accident. Due to this alarming conclusion we can also assume that STDs, HIV, and BABIES are also NOT ACCIDENTS.

Glove your junk, kids. Herpes is forever and reality TV show money doesn’t last. Just ask this girl. Or this guy. Or this guy. Or these things.

Check our favorite out below and click the image to see the rest at Buzzfeed!