British sex toy web store LoveHoney.co.uk apparently knows how to nab new buyers! Their new web commercials show how you can use their sex toys for more than just pleasure in a worst-case-scenario: ZOMBIE ATTACK. As a person who frequently fears the potential uprising of the undead, I may just have to add this site to my bookmarks. Because of zombies. Not because I really want to try out that ball gag, obviously. Weirdo.

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