In a recent study done by Australian food company Marmite (I don’t know what that is but it sounds awful delicious), researchers found that Mondays are actually as big a drag as we thought. According to the study, people rarely crack a smile before 11:16 am on Monday mornings, tend to be late to work, and will do only about 3 and a half hours of productive work throughout the day (not me though, boss, obviously).

So why are we all so inclined to be worthless, angry pieces of sh*t all day on Mondays?

According to experts the hatred of Monday mornings is governed by deep-rooted tribal instincts. Workers like to feel part of their tribe again after the weekend and need to chat to each other and spend time in communal areas, according to clinical psychologist Professor Alex Gardner.

Basically, Alex Gardner is saying were all still cavemen, grunting at each other and being generally unpleasant. However, there are some ways to get out of the Monday funk – and one of them is clearly our favorite.

1 Watching TV

5 Planning a holiday.

2 Sex

3 On-line shopping

4 Buying chocolate or make-up

So basically, the best way to go from “case of the Mondays” to “TGIMONDAY!” is to get down with a sweet booty call while watching TV and buying chocolate online. Sounds like a plan. See you in a few.