Sex Chocolate
Chocolate covered strawberries have long been considered a “sexy” addition to the bedroom… but this new form of our favorite sweet treat has really piqued our interest. According to Vice, there’s a new chocolate that has gone viral for apparently making its eaters SUPER horny.
Folks, meet the chocolate confections of Tabs, a company that makes treats designed to be consumed before sex so you can bone even harder.
Tabs blends a few other historically horny ingredients into the mix, including maca root and DHEA, a hormone produced by your body’s adrenal glands, to give their dark chocolate a little more… oomph. The result is a luxury chocolate that is meant to be split with your partner 30 minutes before sex to really get ya both in the mood. The sex chocolates have even gone viral on TikTok, with one video alone from an enthusiastic fan of the stuff (“it works”) receiving over 6.4 million views:
@maciawolf @tabs ? Rodeo – City Girls
So… do they actually work? The TikToks are pretty intriguing, and the brand’s reviews are also enlightening. “My fyp know me a bit toooo well,” writes one satisfied customer on Tabs’ site, while others said, “I definitely felt a ‘rush’ a few minutes after taking a tab. [I] was skeptical at first, but safe to say that tabs actually make a difference,” and “My ex got me this and now I’m getting one for my current BF lol.”
Hey Tabs, #TakeAllMyMoney!