If you could ask one person their sex tips, it would probably be a porn star. If you could ask one person to never ever talk about sex, ever, seriously, *plugs ears* gross gross oh my god please DON’T, it would probably be your grandma.

However, the inherent ickiness of talking to old ladies about sex didn’t stop BuzzFeed from rallying up some Latina grandmas for their top sex tips for their grandchildren. I’m gonna go puke in a bucket and try and bleach the image of my granny talking about condoms while you watch this video.

TASTING FLAVORED CONDOMS, ABUELITA? UUUUGHGHGHGHGHHG